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03 October 2009
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Saturday, October 03, 2009
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सौरभ
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Teaching
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Saturday, October 03, 2009
| लिहिणारा/री/रे:
Aakash
In last few months I ran through some funny teaching experiences. Here're some for you.
Sarish:
Last winter I used to teach a kid as a part-time as a home tutor.
I gathered a great amount of experience as well as freely experimented different tact's for teaching. This guy had flunked all his subjects in his prelims. We were working hard for improvement of scores. The kid depicted a preying mantis. Bulging eyes, weak body, brush hair type. We used to find it comfortable to catch up at 0430 hours in the morning.
I came across the most wiered name. Sarish had a school teacher named > Samuel Chitale!
One fine morning I had a fitness fits. I was jogging my way to his place. I was in a denim, a T-shirt and a Shabnam. The police patrolling van on the round spotted me running on the street. I was stopped for the enquiry. As I informed them about my details and purpose, I scored a lift in a patrolling van. :D
I still remember that evening, I was called up for some difficulty busting. I had no prior notice. My evening schedule was procrastinated by 1 or 2 hours. By the time I reached his place I had cultivated a good amount of sourness. I was struggling to hammer in the mathematical procedure to solve the numerical, and his younger sister was constantly smashing my efforts. She claimed she was bored, and had nothing to do, and she wanted me to suggest her something. The first thing that hit me was > Somersault's! I explained her the route for her somersault's........and the girl (5-6 years young) started that instantly! I scored 2 disciples there ;)
Had a hearty laugh at the girls behaviour as I sat describing the incidence to my friends! lol
Ketaki had scored me an off once. She called up Sarish's mom, pretending my aunt. And managed to convince that I was unwell. Thanks for that Ketaki :)
Hemant:
This summer, I was at home spending my vacation. My mom cant stand me sitting jobless staring the T.V and step jumping the channels. Our maid's son was (supposed to be) weak at maths. Mom asked her son to visit us every morning. I was set on 2 tasks. Wake up by 0800 hours, and teach a...........
Day1:
I saw his text-book. It was all in marathi. As I was unfamiliar to solving numerical in marathi, I took a moment for buffering. Then I started with Squares and Square Roots. With a brief introduction to the topic we proceeded to the illustrative examples. just to test his grasping speed, I asked him the Square root of 16. He took a while and answered - "32?" he saw my expression's change. He fired his second guess - "8." Okay, this guy was weak at tables. A few minutes later Hemant was struggling to find the square root of 4.
We was totally a foreigner to the concept of tables.
Day2:
We spend time clarifying the differences between 68 and 86.......the Grade VIII kid was having great difficulty at maths.
Day 3:
I discover his position in maths. On being asked 1x1 =? I fielded various answers in my gloves! right from > 11 to 2!
Day 4:
We start with even and odd numbers.
Hemant had some kind of fear regarding maths.
Had he been blessed with a good maths teacher in his childhood, today he wouldn't have to face the humiliation of detention. It was not that he had a very low IQ. it was just maths what kept him at a distance from maths.
The fear against maths is hyped in our childhood. Each and every of the numerical is simple. Just lack of good teachers makes maths monotonous.
Sarish:
Last winter I used to teach a kid as a part-time as a home tutor.
I gathered a great amount of experience as well as freely experimented different tact's for teaching. This guy had flunked all his subjects in his prelims. We were working hard for improvement of scores. The kid depicted a preying mantis. Bulging eyes, weak body, brush hair type. We used to find it comfortable to catch up at 0430 hours in the morning.
I came across the most wiered name. Sarish had a school teacher named > Samuel Chitale!
One fine morning I had a fitness fits. I was jogging my way to his place. I was in a denim, a T-shirt and a Shabnam. The police patrolling van on the round spotted me running on the street. I was stopped for the enquiry. As I informed them about my details and purpose, I scored a lift in a patrolling van. :D
I still remember that evening, I was called up for some difficulty busting. I had no prior notice. My evening schedule was procrastinated by 1 or 2 hours. By the time I reached his place I had cultivated a good amount of sourness. I was struggling to hammer in the mathematical procedure to solve the numerical, and his younger sister was constantly smashing my efforts. She claimed she was bored, and had nothing to do, and she wanted me to suggest her something. The first thing that hit me was > Somersault's! I explained her the route for her somersault's........and the girl (5-6 years young) started that instantly! I scored 2 disciples there ;)
Had a hearty laugh at the girls behaviour as I sat describing the incidence to my friends! lol
Ketaki had scored me an off once. She called up Sarish's mom, pretending my aunt. And managed to convince that I was unwell. Thanks for that Ketaki :)
Hemant:
This summer, I was at home spending my vacation. My mom cant stand me sitting jobless staring the T.V and step jumping the channels. Our maid's son was (supposed to be) weak at maths. Mom asked her son to visit us every morning. I was set on 2 tasks. Wake up by 0800 hours, and teach a...........
Day1:
I saw his text-book. It was all in marathi. As I was unfamiliar to solving numerical in marathi, I took a moment for buffering. Then I started with Squares and Square Roots. With a brief introduction to the topic we proceeded to the illustrative examples. just to test his grasping speed, I asked him the Square root of 16. He took a while and answered - "32?" he saw my expression's change. He fired his second guess - "8." Okay, this guy was weak at tables. A few minutes later Hemant was struggling to find the square root of 4.
We was totally a foreigner to the concept of tables.
Day2:
We spend time clarifying the differences between 68 and 86.......the Grade VIII kid was having great difficulty at maths.
Day 3:
I discover his position in maths. On being asked 1x1 =? I fielded various answers in my gloves! right from > 11 to 2!
Day 4:
We start with even and odd numbers.
Hemant had some kind of fear regarding maths.
Had he been blessed with a good maths teacher in his childhood, today he wouldn't have to face the humiliation of detention. It was not that he had a very low IQ. it was just maths what kept him at a distance from maths.
The fear against maths is hyped in our childhood. Each and every of the numerical is simple. Just lack of good teachers makes maths monotonous.
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दुःख
02 October 2009
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Friday, October 02, 2009
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सौरभ

(मी सन्नीपाजीचा 'घायल' चित्रपट बघत होतो. का? कारण सर्व नविन चित्रपटांचे पर्याय संपले होते. सुजय मॉटेलला कामावर जाण्याच्या तयारीत होता. निघण्याआधी त्याने एक सिगरेट सुलगावली. आणि माझ्या खोलीच्या दरवाज्याच्या चौकटीला येऊन खेटून उभा राहीला. मी 'प्यार तो तुम मुझसे करती हो... डोन्ट से नो...' म्हणणाऱ्या सन्नीपाजीकडून पोरगी पटवायचे धडे घेण्यात गर्क होतो. तेवढ्यात...)
सुजय: (सिगरेटचे झुरके सोडत...) ये मिनाक्षी शेषाद्रीभी सही अक्ट्रेस थी
मी: हम्म्म... (पॉझ) अब तो एकदम गायब हो गयी है
सुजय: ऐसेकैसे रे...!??? जानेसे पहले तेरेको कुछ बोलके नही गयी???!!
मी: (उसासा टाकत...) नही रे... देखना साला शादी होनेके बाद कोई कॉन्टॅक्टमें रेहताही नही अश्विनी भावे देख, माधुरीको देख किसीने कॉन्टॅक्ट नही किया लेटेस्ट ऐश्वर्याको देख बच्चन क्या मिल गया, भूलही गयी
(ह्या एकंदर संभाषणादरम्यान आम्हा दोघांच्या चेहऱ्यावर कमालीचं दुःख होतं. हताश नजरेने एकमेकांकडे बघितल्यावर...)
ख्यॅं..ख्यॅं.. (फुल्या फुल्या).. ख्यॅं..ख्यॅं.. (फुल्या फुल्या)..
(ह्यावेळी आम्ही 'ख'च्या बाराखडीत हसत होतो. चल निकलता हू म्हणून सुजय निघाला आणि मी देसी अर्नॉल्डच्या मूव्हीत डोकं खुपसलं.)
सुजय: (सिगरेटचे झुरके सोडत...) ये मिनाक्षी शेषाद्रीभी सही अक्ट्रेस थी
मी: हम्म्म... (पॉझ) अब तो एकदम गायब हो गयी है
सुजय: ऐसेकैसे रे...!??? जानेसे पहले तेरेको कुछ बोलके नही गयी???!!
मी: (उसासा टाकत...) नही रे... देखना साला शादी होनेके बाद कोई कॉन्टॅक्टमें रेहताही नही अश्विनी भावे देख, माधुरीको देख किसीने कॉन्टॅक्ट नही किया लेटेस्ट ऐश्वर्याको देख बच्चन क्या मिल गया, भूलही गयी
(ह्या एकंदर संभाषणादरम्यान आम्हा दोघांच्या चेहऱ्यावर कमालीचं दुःख होतं. हताश नजरेने एकमेकांकडे बघितल्यावर...)
ख्यॅं..ख्यॅं.. (फुल्या फुल्या).. ख्यॅं..ख्यॅं.. (फुल्या फुल्या)..
(ह्यावेळी आम्ही 'ख'च्या बाराखडीत हसत होतो. चल निकलता हू म्हणून सुजय निघाला आणि मी देसी अर्नॉल्डच्या मूव्हीत डोकं खुपसलं.)
आपला,
(दुःखी) सौरभ
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आणि भात पकला...
29 September 2009
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009
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सौरभ
(भांड्यातील शिजलेला भात पाहून मी सुजयच्या खोलीकडे गेलो...)
मी: साला वनफोर्थ राईस लगाया था, पकके अभी पुरा बर्तन भर गया है|
(आपल्याच तंद्रीत असलेल्या सुजयला अचानक मी असं काही बडबडत आल्याने काही झेपलं नसावं)
सुजय: (???) पकके भर गया मतलब???
मी: मतलब मैने राईसको पकाया| PJ सुनाया| वो पक गया|
सुजय: च्यायला **साला... हाहाहा!!!
(बाजूच्या सोफ्यावर अमित नेहमीसारखा हेडफोन लावून त्याच्या लॅपटॉपमधे घुसून बसलेला. आमच्यातलं बोलणं ऐकून त्याच्या भुवया उंचावल्या. त्यांना दोनदा उडवत, काय झालं? म्हणून विचारलं...)
मी: काही नाही रे... मी सुज्याला बोल्लो की वनफोर्थ राईस पकके बर्तन भरा. त्याने विचारलं पक गया मतलब? मी म्हटलं मी झाकण उघडून राईसला जोक सांगितला. राईस पकला आणि भांड भरलं. आणखी ऐकवलं असतं तर भांड्याबाहेर आला असता वैतागून. नको... नको... मी पकलो... मी शिजतो...
अमित: (डोक धरून) अरेSSS... काय वाईट्ट होतं हे...
(एक लंSSSबी खमोशी... आणि मग आमचं 'ह'च्या बाराखडीतलं हसणंखिदळणं...)
आपला,
(पकाऊ) सौरभ
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Wishes!
28 September 2009
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Monday, September 28, 2009
| लिहिणारा/री/रे:
Aakash
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Dassera
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Google Meshram!
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Monday, September 28, 2009
| लिहिणारा/री/रे:
Aakash
I've a friend - Chetan Meshram! We all prefer calling him "Google Meshram"
He's got a speciality! Confidence about knowing each and everything around.......(though he dosent know shit about it :P)
Mangesh cooks up a story about 2 well's in Sarasbaug. Our dear friend Chetan recollects to have seen one of the well in his childhood!
A few days back I just felt like having some fun, I sucessfully caught Mr. Google Meshram in his act!
Heres the conversation :D
and then tells me >
chetanhmeshram: hmm
pan tyacha pahila sentence bhendi ahe
thts y i am safe
thoda miss communication
me: tari pan tuzich laal kaa?
bhadvya.....neat waach
bhendi chya nantar tula prashna takla hota
Sent at 14:41 on Sunday
"Aaplich Laal karun ghenyachi saway kahi kelya jaat nahi :P"
He's got a speciality! Confidence about knowing each and everything around.......(though he dosent know shit about it :P)
Mangesh cooks up a story about 2 well's in Sarasbaug. Our dear friend Chetan recollects to have seen one of the well in his childhood!
A few days back I just felt like having some fun, I sucessfully caught Mr. Google Meshram in his act!
Heres the conversation :D
00:03 me: bhendi
aplya kade cutting kevdhyala aahe re?
00:53 chetanhmeshram: Rs14:50
00:54 me: sade chauda?
bhadvya zada khali nahi mhanat aahe mi
01:02 chetanhmeshram: market yard la hach bhav ahe
max 18
gauran
01:03 me: jay!!
chetanhmeshram: ka tikde kiti ahe
me: jaat ja mag tikde cutting karayla
chetanhmeshram: nashik la ajun swasta asel
01:05 me: mala kay mahiti
chetanhmeshram: mumbai la kaay bhav ahe
01:06 me: mala kay mahiti?
01:07 mi kay tula menu card vatlo ka?
lol
chetanhmeshram: mag mala vicharun upayog kay???
me: ki mala sagle rates mahiti astil
baghitla re.....ki tula sagle rates mahiti aahet ki nahi......
=))
01:08 chetanhmeshram: hmmmm
Today he pings me back asking for the complete conversation!and then tells me >
chetanhmeshram: hmm
pan tyacha pahila sentence bhendi ahe
thts y i am safe
thoda miss communication
me: tari pan tuzich laal kaa?
bhadvya.....neat waach
bhendi chya nantar tula prashna takla hota
Sent at 14:41 on Sunday
"Aaplich Laal karun ghenyachi saway kahi kelya jaat nahi :P"
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One more stereotype evening
27 September 2009
वेळ:
Sunday, September 27, 2009
| लिहिणारा/री/रे:
Aakash
After a routine day of attending classes and slogging, felt like having some chai and spending some time with friends. The uninvited rains also showed up its presence. Managed to click a few photographs.

Steaming "Chai" cant be missed......especially on a rainy evening.

A Warkari pair were making efforts to gather alms.

On my way back, stopped at the S.M Joshi bridge to capture the Four-wheeler bridge.

Steaming "Chai" cant be missed......especially on a rainy evening.

A Warkari pair were making efforts to gather alms.

On my way back, stopped at the S.M Joshi bridge to capture the Four-wheeler bridge.
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