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आपला,
(नतमस्तक) सौरभ
प्रेशर
25 November 2009
वेळ:
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
(मला जरा वैतागून बसलेलं पाहून बंड्यानं माझ्या पाठीवर थाप देत विचारलं...)
काय रे, काय झालं? तब्ब्येत ठीक नाहीये का?
मी: काय सांगू बंड्या, आजकाल ऑफिसमधे पाय ठेवला रे ठेवला की प्रेशर जाणवतं.
बंड्या: काय बोलतो???!!!
मी: अरे नाहीतर काय. अगदी संध्याकाळी उशीरा ऑफिसमधून निघेपर्यंत प्रेशर असतं.
ऑ!!! पण तु दिवसभर प्रेशर सहन करत ऑफिसमधे कसा काय रे बसू शकतोस??? (बंड्याने निरागसपणे विचारलं.)
मी: काय करणार? (उसासा टाकत...) नाईलाज आहे... बसावं लागतं.
(दोन्ही हात वर करुन, ताणत मी मस्तपैक आळस दिला.)
अगदीच अस्वस्थ झालं तर सरळ ब्रेक घेतो. फ्रेश होऊन आलं की पुन्हा काम चालू.
त्यापेक्षा मग घरी का नाही आवरत तु??? (बंड्याचा प्रेमळ सल्ला.)
मी: छ्यॅ छ्यॅ (म्हणून मी बंड्याला उडवून लावलं)... मी ऑफिसमधेच सगळं उरकतो आणि मग येतो.
ऑफिसमधेच??? (गडबडलेल्या बंड्याची मान कावळ्यासारखी तिरकी झालेली.)
मी: ही ऑफिसची कामं ऑफिसमधेच करायची. उगीच घरी कशाला त्याचा व्याप.
ऑफिसची कामं!!!??? आणि ही अशी???!!! (बंड्याच्या चेहऱ्यावर आश्चर्य, गोंधळ, प्रश्न, अविश्वास आणि ईईई शी बाबा अश्या टाईपचे सगळे भाव एकवटून आलेले.)
मी: मग काय... असतात एक एक कामं. ऑफिसच्या कामांचं प्रेशर काय असतं हे तु ऑफिसला जायला लागशील तेव्हाच समजेल.
बंड्या: ओह्ह्ह्...(निःश्वास सोडत) ऑफिसच्या कामाचं प्रेशर होय... ते म्हणतोयस का तु???
(बंड्याला का कोण जाणे, उगीच हायसं वाटलं.)
मी: हो, मग काय? डेडलाईन जवळ आलीये. प्रोजेक्ट्स संपवायचेत. तुला काय वाटलं??? कोणत्या प्रेशरबद्दल बोलतोय मी???
बंड्या: मला वाटलं की...
(असं म्हणत बंड्यानं पोटावरुन हात फिरवला. त्यानं प्रेशरचा काय अर्थ घेतला ते लक्षात आल्यावर मी कप्पाळावर हात मारुन घेतला.)
आपला,
(अंडरप्रेशर) सौरभ
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The "W"
17 November 2009
वेळ:
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
(Caution: This posting ain't designed like the other posts. If you think the following blog might have something entertaining to go through, I'm sorry. Google can provide ample of funn-blogs)
Orkut and facebook no more attract me.
"I see a Red door and I want it painted Black"
Is it bubble or a vast space of blankness?
will it just be like my nondetachable shadow?
Why do I keep on feeling that I need to get spaced out for a while, at places like Pondicherry.....
"Oh does life get any better?
More yesterdays, than today"
Grab a book, start reading, I end up pondering upon the ideas. What if I get initiated as a freemason?
Khayalli-Pulao is good for relaxation!!
I tried asking the waiter at a favorite chai-joint, "Are you happy with your life?"
He Smiles.
The competition lies ahead. What after I win the race of time and success? Buy a HOME, Car, a high end PC......
What happens after a person is successful? Set new goals and run for them.
We all set our own goals (small/big) achieve them. In the mean while we experience notions like, joy, sorrow, anger, hatred, love, compassion..... Were we set in a loop? Are we a kind of unsuccessful code which was supposed to run correctly, but apparently it all went wrong. Did the coder just overlook the point of mentioning the purpose of the code?
What happened exactly so that the universal system came into existence?? What was the force that tugged the clouds of matter and anti-matter collide, forming the Big Bang?
As the Earth came in existence what have we achieved from the whole process of evolution.....
We managed to increase our standard of living, the rest of the wild didn't bother so.
Whats a thought process? Is it something that germinates in the brain/mind, or its a thought that's planted in your mind externally? On a random scan of frequencies, is it that we are radioed with various thoughts? Just need to know how to fine tune your transceiver.
Sitting by a fish tank in a dark room, you know there are numerous organisms in there. Being another organism amongst them might make us feel, the fish tank is the only place of living organisms. Do we happen to be "the beautiful people" in somebody's fish tank? The Universe isn't yet thoroughly explored, majority of it is just unrevealed.
A few years from now, our education system would be totally different. The focus would be on enhancing ourselves. May be they'd also design a "reset" button for everyone! Once you're successful, you've reached the pinnacle. Hit the reset button hidden at the back of your ear. Once again you're ready to learn something you wished to learn.
But still we stay in a loop.
"Someday we gonna rise up on that will you know
Someday we gonna dance with those lions
Someday we gonna break free from these chains and keep on flyin'"
Someday we gonna dance with those lions
Someday we gonna break free from these chains and keep on flyin'"
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SDLC (सॉफ्टवेअर डेव्हलोपर्स लाईफ साईकल)
कोण म्हणूनी पुसता मजसी, मी एक इंजिनिअर आहे,
मनुष्यांपेक्षा ज्याचे जिवन, यंत्रसानिध्यात गेले आहे...
कोडिंग करण्यात घालवले मी, तास अनेक अनेक,
दिवस रात्रीचे घड्याळ माझे, कधिच बिघडून गेले आहे...
दिवस अन् रात्रीतला फरक, वेळेला माझ्या कधी गमला नाही,
डेडलाईनचे घड्याळ मात्र, काटेकोरपणे अगदी पाळले आहे...
प्रोग्रॅम माझा प्रगत, करे वेळेची बचत,
बचत करण्यात ही, सारे आयुष्य खर्चिले आहे...
सगळेच कसे सोपे केले, बटण दाबताच कामे होती,
बटण दाबण्यासही कष्ट व्हावे, मनुष्य इतका आळशी आहे...
सोशल साईट्सच्या माध्यमातून, जगास मी जवळ आणतो,
पण स्वतःच्या नातेबंधांचा, विसर मज आज पडला आहे...
मोठ्या कंपनीत उच्च पदावर, लठ्ठ पगार कमावितो मी,
पैसा खर्च करण्यासाठी, बाजार सुखांचा शोधतो आहे...
आपला,
(काव्यवेअर इंजिनिअर) सौरभ
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Aghori Sadhu's - Indian Occult
11 November 2009
वेळ:
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Was googling about "Aghori Sadhu's"
Passed by "The Truth"
Heres the link for you all.
Dont forget to read the comments till the end.
I thought this was very well compiled, and I see no point tampering the original words.
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(Reference: Nashik Darshan)
Sitting along with the Sadhu at the banks of Godavari, talking about his various experiences.
I happened to mention Aghori tapasya, the Sadhu went silent for a moment.
Sadhu -"Aap kya jaante hain Aghori taap ke bare mein?"(What do you know about Aghori taap?)
Suddenly he went into an extremely foul mode. Every alternate sentence had an abuse.
The marijuana smoking sadhu looked even more furious in his bloodshot eyes.
"Aapko kaha ki samne jo hanumanjee ki murti hain, usse aapni chappal maro, karoge??"
"Moholle mein rote hue bacche ke baal kaat ke usspe vidya karte hain ye."
For a moment, I was struck. No point in shredding over this topic to greater extent.
The Aghori philosophy is misunderstood, thus standing an occult.
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An Alternative
23 October 2009
वेळ:
Friday, October 23, 2009
The one week old beard of mine was getting scratchy now. I decided to shave off the stubble's.
Here I stepped into the bathroom, gosh shaving cream seems to be absconding.
Just felt like trying out a new alternative! "Colgate - Gel"
Mann it worked out well, and the cooling crystals gave a perfect aftershave lotion effect.
Sometimes, even your shampoo / conditioner works well for the shaving foam.
And if you're running out of your aftershave try Listerine!
Listerine being a bacteria killer, can also be used as a deodorant.......
Stop giving those ugly looks, as if you've never opted for alternative's in your life :P
This would be an effort to make life more simple.
Someday i'd try Iodex for greasing my bicycle....
Here I stepped into the bathroom, gosh shaving cream seems to be absconding.
Just felt like trying out a new alternative! "Colgate - Gel"
Mann it worked out well, and the cooling crystals gave a perfect aftershave lotion effect.
Sometimes, even your shampoo / conditioner works well for the shaving foam.
And if you're running out of your aftershave try Listerine!
Listerine being a bacteria killer, can also be used as a deodorant.......
Stop giving those ugly looks, as if you've never opted for alternative's in your life :P
This would be an effort to make life more simple.
Someday i'd try Iodex for greasing my bicycle....
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some more photographs
20 October 2009
वेळ:
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Was browsing through my folders, came across some photographs waiting to be uploaded.
Travelling in a bus, when my seat was in the drivers cabin. I've started enjoying the ride from the "cockpit".
Also including the "Diya" from this diwali celebrations. Wasn't in a mood of playing with the shutter.
Travelling in a bus, when my seat was in the drivers cabin. I've started enjoying the ride from the "cockpit".Also including the "Diya" from this diwali celebrations. Wasn't in a mood of playing with the shutter.
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